contractions...

what's the point in them anymore if they only las 12 hrs, they're 2 mins apart to only make you dilate another cm & half and still get sent home. i'm 37 weeks 5 days now. it's time to do something people. look at it as the maternal side. i want my baby here, he's fine, he's been fine. stop say the longer he's in there the better. honestly if he's not through baking my now there there's wasy more issues than my oven can cook and fix. but yet i know i'm going to get the same old response "your almost there, just a little longer and at 39 weeks you can do something about it. aw yay FINALLY after all the hell i've gone through the last 7 weeks you wanna do somethng now... how convient. well if that's the cae and after you making me wait all this time i better be getting my ass kissed, shoulders rubbed and matt better have a fridge stocked with beer in my room. we better get first class VIP treatment!! ok well this is my ambien induced rant before i fall off the barstools so yea. good night because i can no longer see the keys